Jeez the critics suck... - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Reviews

who pays these guys? did they not watch the same movie I saw? Thought it was great. best non-animated film this year. Bloom was good, Knight was hot, but in a non provocative way. Rush was great and Depp was a notch above outstanding. I believe there was not enough depression in the movie to make "critic worthy". Unlike Nemo, there is no major death scene involving an emotional outbreak by a leading player. this alone takes away 1/2 to 1 star in the eyes of most critics. for shame these sexless nimrods are given ample space to promote their dribble. go see the movie folks. one thing. go at a quiet time, that is when the movie house is empty. the canned accents are sometimes make the dialouge hard to understand. IMO, its part of the movie's charm... but can be frusrating if you miss something.